The illustrious and infamous (at least, in my mind) Mommy Melee has started a weekly feature that I really enjoy – Girl Talk Thursday. She’s hit on a number of subjects that, frankly, are often reserved for discussion after a few shots of tequila glasses of wine with only your best friend(s). And she wants you to post about it on your blog. Trust me, it’s a little bit liberating – and hey, it makes for some great fresh content.
This week, she wants us to confess – do we have girl crushes? Who are they? What’s it all about? Check out her original post for her personal confessions (dang she sure does love a good girl crush) (who doesn’t?).
So let me begin my confession with a little pre-confession: I am bisexual. No, it’s not a ‘phase’, as my mother hoped. No, I’m not just ‘being a teenager’ or ‘a liberal’. It’s just how it is. Women make me just as hot to trot as men do. Now I happen to have fallen in love with and married a man, but that doesn’t change my sexuality.
I even have a type. Shorter women with curly hair? Get your applications in now, ladies. If I were a 17-year old pimp I’d tell you I’m ready to tap that. You are gorgeous.
There are a few celebrities as well, of course. For some reason, despite her demonstrated ability to destroy her life and the lives of those around her, Britney Spears. She can’t hold a candle to Beyonce, though.
She’s barely legal, but I can’t stop staring at Hayden Panettier, in anything. Everything.
My all-time favorite gives-me-shivers, I’ll buy any magazine if there’s a photo shoot of her, dreaming about her at night girl crush is Eliza Dushku.
Damn, girl. Call me. We’re from the same hometown/city. I will worship you.
Coincidentally, all these women are on my “list” – that is, the list of celebrities that if I were to have the chance to have hot and dirty sex with, DG would promise to stand down. (Although he may have trouble standing down. Have you seen these women? ba-da-ching!)
Hmmmm….good thing your mother doesn’t read this blog anymore
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MommyGeek Reply:
May 19th, 2009 at 10:31 AM
Ha
For sure. I wouldn’t have been able to post that if she did!!!
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well…you have good taste in women. your girl crushes are purdy.
and even though i was kinda…shocked, i guess…
i’m truly impressed at the, for lack of a better word…bravery?…that it took to come out and say that you’re bisexual, here on your blog.
you…are way cool!
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MommyGeek Reply:
May 19th, 2009 at 10:50 AM
Aw, thanks! Yeah, it’s tough for me to give off that “kinda-lesbo” vibe here on the internet
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Yep I am all for people speaking their minds. I would also be all for having a body like any of those girls again……..sniff. lol
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MommyGeek Reply:
May 19th, 2009 at 12:20 PM
Lol, well at least you can say “having a body like any of those girls again” !!!
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Beyonce is yum, and Eliza Dushku! Yes.
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MommyGeek Reply:
May 21st, 2009 at 9:38 PM
Oh, the yumminess. Have you watched Dollhouse this season?
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You rock. You’ve got some chutzpah goin’ on, and I like it!
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MommyGeek Reply:
May 21st, 2009 at 9:37 PM
So *that* is how you spell chutzpah! Tell me, did you have to Google that?
p.s. did you get this response via email? Please tell me if you did.
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I can’t really relate. I am afraid I am not attracted to other woman. Actually I not really that attracted to men either.
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MommyGeek Reply:
May 21st, 2009 at 9:37 PM
oh no! guess we’ll have to flood you with pictures of hot men (and women!) to see if we can sway you…. What’s your email address? I’ll be sending you some porn
(jk)
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Me too.
But not brave enough to say it out loud on my blog. So girl! I am proud of you.
I also have an inappropriate crush on Jailbait!Clair.
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MommyGeek Reply:
May 21st, 2009 at 9:35 PM
Ah, one more thing we have in common!
All the thanks goes to you, gal — if you hadn’t brought up that awesome blog topic, I never would have said it so blatantly. Thank you
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MommyGeek Reply:
May 21st, 2009 at 9:36 PM
p.s. did you get this reply via email? please respond if you did….
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