MckMama has a nice twist on Not Me! Monday this week – we’re outing our kids.
I have only one to share with you today, becuase it’s damn funny and too long to put on Twitter.
On Saturday, Cupcake, who as you may or may not know is freshly three years old, wanted my attention. Big surprise. She expresses this desire by saying, over and over again, “Mommy, I need you!”
If I do not respond immediately (by rushing to her side) she will continue to repeat this phrase, increasing volume and shrill-ness with each passing iteration.
However, on Saturday, I can say for sure that she did not say, after I refused to come to her side immediately, “Mommy, I fucking need you.”
No, she totally did not do that.
Shit. I’m fucked.
Just ... no. {Wardrobe malfunction}
Excess
Bwahahahaha!!! I have recently become painfully aware of the fact that most of J’s annoying behaviors……are mirroring my own. GAH!!
PsychMamma´s last blog ..Chicken Pox Parties and Vaccinations
@PsychMamma, right, because that’s exactly what you want…. lol!
It’s the complete understanding of the context that impressed me
EvilEmuofDoom´s last blog ..How to build a Quad-Core Xeon VMware ESXi Server for less than an ‘82 Civic!
@EvilEmuofDoom, love the pink, babe.
Ha! I’m sure it will only get “better” as time goes on!
Maura ~ @MoBurns67´s last blog ..Crossroads
@Maura ~ @MoBurns67, yes, in the future I’m sure I can expect her to correct my swear grammar.
I may, or may not, be guilty of the same thing.
C @ Kid Things´s last blog ..The Life of a Train Conductor
@C @ Kid Things, lol. Plead the fifth. That’s right.
Too dang funny. When they use it the right way, it’s hard to fault them completely.
@Issa, I had to try really hard not to laugh.
OMG! That’s hilarious and only because it’s not my kid! I started called my 3yo Parrot these past few weeks and we’ve really had to watch our language. Thank you for the reminder.
Colleen´s last blog ..Black Thumb, Greener Feet
@Colleen, Yup, that’s what I’ve always wanted… “Let my life serve as a lesson to you!” lol!
Oh, crap. Time to start contributing to the Swear Jar, I think.
Badass Geek´s last blog ..In Which I Plead The 5th
@Badass Geek, I know, right? I should start one. I’d be rich. Or poor. Depends on how you look at it….