Vices.
I like to think that we all have them. Even those among us who seem infallible, important, or otherwise set “above the crowd.” Hell, even the man that the majority of America deemed worthy to act as our President (that’s Obama, for those of you who were living under a rock) has a vice – his BlackBerry. First President ever to have a personal smart phone.
I took a cue from Colleen today and asked my husband what my vices were. Either he doesn’t know me very well or doesn’t understand what a vice is, because first he said “your mother” (ok, he totally presented an argument in which that made sense, but that’s a whole ‘nother post that you don’t want to read I’m sure) and eating at 2am.
So, yeah. Food. If you want to know where I am around 1-3am every single morning, it’s either a) my kitchen, standing by the counter eating whatever I could get my grubby paws on and checking my tweets and email on my phone as it charges or b) sitting on the couch in the dark, eating ice cream out of the carton while checking email and tweets on my phone.
Do you see a pattern? Food and technology. Color me surprised. </ sarcasm>
I’ve stopped buying things like Oreo cookies and chocolate bars and *real* ice cream, not in an effort to be healthier but because I know that I have absolutely no self control and I’ll probably eat myself into my grave if I leave these things in the house. It’s expensive, and yes it’s not good for me but mostly? It’s damn expensive! The food, the new clothes I have to buy and eventually the expensive liposuction and gastro-intestinal surgery I’ll need to keep up my habit.
Let’s not even talk about technology. I’ll admit, we do spend more than the average American family on what my mother calls the newest gadgets or, if she’s in a pissy mood, a total waste of money that you could be saving for a mortgage downpayment. Chalk it up to our age, our generation, and our proclivity for all things technological – that’s how we choose to spend whatever we deem as “extra” money.
Honestly most of what we receive are gifts – at a gift-giving occasion we tell our families exactly what we want and they can coordinate the cash. One big gift. I’d rather that than a bunch of things I might not use
So I got a shiny new phone for my last birthday, hubby got a Kindle for his last birthday, he’ll probably get a shiny new phone for Christmas, and maybe me too. Because yes, I got a new phone last year but it’s not the latest greatest as of Christmas and I’d rather have that than shoes, accessories, clothes, money, jewelery or anything else you can think up.
So.
Vices.
You can pencil me down for technology (which is probably somewhere under Greed) and food (hi, Gluttony!) and we’ll call it a day.
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Don’t forget to join in the fun! I know you’ve got a vice. Right? So either post about it and link it up, or go discuss in the comments at the Girl Talk Thursday blog!








the internet. that’s my vice. technology goes right along with it.
becky´s last blog ..Photography update
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MommyGeek Reply:
October 24th, 2009 at 4:06 PM
@becky, oh yes. Teh Internets. I love thee.
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Yeah, if there are Oreos in the house (Or more accurately Newman O’s, the Newman’s Own kind) I will eat an entire row of them. This is even knowing that wheat makes my stomach hate me. I don’t care, I can’t resist them.
jules´s last blog ..Glutton for…Everything
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MommyGeek Reply:
October 24th, 2009 at 4:08 PM
@jules, oh lord. A new, awesome kind of Oreo? My ass HATES you.
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i completely understand <3
Kat´s last blog ..Theresa Marian
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MommyGeek Reply:
October 24th, 2009 at 4:07 PM
@Kat, of course you do. Because you are awesome.
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I totally could have added technology and the internetz to my post.
Colleen´s last blog ..On Trust and Doubt
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MommyGeek Reply:
October 24th, 2009 at 4:07 PM
@Colleen, well I think I’ve found NEW vices thanks to your post.
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Hon, if we lived in your time zone and had the stamina to stay up that late, we would so be your eat-at-2AM buddy. Becuase, c’mon! Deep night is THE best time to eat. EVER.
Matt´s last blog ..This is how I’m going to describe the past six hours.
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MommyGeek Reply:
October 24th, 2009 at 4:08 PM
@Matt, well, only if you want to be fat. LOL.
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(Wow, that last post made no sense. What I meant to say was:
Hon, if I lived in your time zone and had the stamina to stay up that late, I would so be your eat-at-2AM buddy. Because, c’mon! Deep night is THE best time to eat. EVER.
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Matt´s last blog ..Gurl Talk Thursday: Vices.
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Similar vices here. Between us, my husband and I collect a lot of digital toys. BlackBerrys, Kindle, iPod Touch, PC, Mac, flat screen TVs, DVRs. Damn. This is almost embarrassing. What can I say, we love gadgets.
Chocolate, coffee and wine are total vices. It takes all my self control not to indulge every single day. And I have almost no self control.
Nona´s last blog ..SWINE!
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MommyGeek Reply:
October 24th, 2009 at 4:11 PM
@Nona, oh good, now I don’t feel so … spendy.
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I had a run of “midnight” snacking in my early 20′s. I think that’s what contributed to the pudge in my early 30′s. Every so often, I still get the urge, but I just shut that bitch up with a cookie.
Chibi Jeebs´s last blog ..Vices
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MommyGeek Reply:
October 24th, 2009 at 4:09 PM
@Chibi Jeebs, that is so depressing. I am in my 20s. Does this mean I’m doomed to be fat?
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MommyGeek Reply:
October 24th, 2009 at 4:09 PM
@Chibi Jeebs, um, not that YOU are fat.
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My grubby fist eating tends to happen in the afternoon when the girls nap. I finally got the brilliant idea to put off my lunch until then (instead of eating with them) so at least I’m not eating twice.
Diane´s last blog ..Girl Talk Thursday – Vices
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MommyGeek Reply:
October 24th, 2009 at 4:10 PM
@Diane, yeah I do that too. Especially Goldfish crackers. I don’t know why, they are better at naptime.
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I’m seeing a running theme tonight…
karen´s last blog ..Girl Talk Thursday: October 22, 2009
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I can’t allow myself to eat after, say, 10 pm because if I did, I’d eat all damn night. I’m not so much with the discipline and willpower. Also, I’m totally envious of your husband’s Kindle. Me want one!
Kelly´s last blog ..GTT: Burning Alive (Vices)
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MommyGeek Reply:
October 24th, 2009 at 4:10 PM
@Kelly, willpower is overrated, right?
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I have no vices. Not Diet Dr Pepper, not coffee, not food, not my Blackberry, and not the interwebz. No way. Nunna those things.
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MommyGeek Reply:
October 24th, 2009 at 4:10 PM
@dysfunctional mom, oh master tell me your secrets! haha
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My crackberry. Without a doubt. And music on Itunes. And Starbucks. I lurve them.
Issa´s last blog ..Guest post: The hardest choice
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MommyGeek Reply:
October 24th, 2009 at 4:11 PM
@Issa, music used to be a vice. I gotta get back into that.
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