I don’t understand how we have so much crap and no place to put it. We’ve moved way too many times, purged way too many times, to have accumulated this much crap. I do not understand.

Unfortunately, my inability to understand how we got here does not actually do anything about the problem. So we have piles. Everywhere.

Someone help me. PLEASE! Because if I drown in clutter, I won’t be able to blog here anymore. And, obviously, that is some sort of national emergency.

Note: I iz cheep. Therefore, the gorgeous storage solutions look amazing, but I iz cheep, and therefore will not and in many cases, cannot buy them. Ha! I do love me some IKEA, and may be willing to invest there, but OMG I get a little bit scared when I look at the catalogue because there are so many choices.

So.

HALP!

Top of the fridge, and the counter the separates the galley kitchen from the rest of the apt. CLUTTER.

Office area. We bought a bookcase but have done nothing with it. And that lamp isn't plugged in because I can't find the plug from all the CLUTTER.

Toys. EVERYWHERE. I bought containers, to, you know, contain them, but then we just have piles of overflowing containers. Not helping.

Laundry Clutter. This is the WORST. Laundry is my Perry the Platapus.